My Egg Noodles

After reading Alitta’s blog I got the idea to copy one of her blog posts: 38 things surprise. I also copied her title out of respect, although it sucks :)

1. My uncle once: told me he doesn’t eat potatoes and I didn’t believe him
2. Never in my life: have I been scuba diving, because…
3. When I was five: I had surgery on my ears that prevents me from going under water to deep (that really sucks!)
4. High school was: problematic
5. Once I met: A Mongolian girl adopted by an Indian family in New Delhi, India
6. I will never forget: the time myself and my mates went to Amsterdam and only one person out of the whole group had a phone. He set the alarm for 6am in time to get ready and make our way to the airport. I was the one who woke up first, turned off the alarm and then thought to myself “I’ll wake everyone up in 5 minutes” 4 hours and $1k later, 7 off us missed our flight home because of me! (I didn’t tell my mates what actually happened until 2 years later haha)
7. Once I met: a lady who admitted she has sex with her dog
8. There’s this girl I know: who I really like but she’s my mates cousin
9. Once, at a bar: I feel down the stairs when I was sooo pissed and bruised all my body. I can’t remember what bar I was in or how I got there.
10. By noon, I’m usually: all fired up ready to take on the world
11. Last night: I watched a movie with the missus then worked to 2am
12. If only I had: more time to spend with my family and friends in the UK
13. Next time I go to church: will hopefully be for a wedding
14. What worries me most: is death
15. When I turn my head left I see: a grey wall
16. When I turn my head right I see: my dog Fuji
17. You know I’m lying when: I play poker!
18. What I miss most about the Eighties is: not much, I was only a toddler!
19. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Romeo of course!
20. By this time next year: I hope I’m a zillionaire sitting on a big yacht with loads of naked girls with a few mates smoking the finniest cigars in the world, drinking the finest Champaign while eating fresh lobster we have just catched.
21. A better name for me would be: Kiss if you are Thai and have trouble pronouncing Ch sound. Overall I’m happy being named after one of the greatest explorers ever known to man a christopher robin.
22. I have a hard time understanding: vegetarians (most of my family are veggies)
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: give the middle finger to all my old teachers and fellow students
24. You know I like you if: I care about you
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: the people that helped me win the award
26. Take my advice, never: take good friends for granted
27. My ideal breakfast is: egg benedict with illy coffee and freshly squeezed Florida orange juice
28. A song I love but do not have is: lot’s of vinyl I have at home that I don’t know the names off
29. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: return as quickly as possible (it’s a shit hole)
30. Why won’t people: word hard for their dreams?
31. If you spend a night at my house: I’ll teach ya poker and you’ll loose all your savings!
32. I’d stop my wedding for: a million bucks
33. The world could do without: diseases
34. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: clean a blocked toilet
35. My favorite blonde(s) is/are: Reese Witherspoon
36. Paper clips are more useful than: some people I’ve met here in Thailand
37. If I do anything well it’s: love and care for my friends and family
38. And by the way: if you have a personal blog, why not copy the questions above and write your own answers (if you do leave a comment so I can read them)