Thai Kings Birthday

Not wanting to be a jerk
I confirmed to my staff that they didn’t have to work

After all it’s the Thai kings birthday today
Which means yet another national holiday

Working on my own is no problem for me
As I can look at porn and wank myself silly

Tomorrow we can all work together
While dreaming about a bbq in Bangkok’s lovely weather

Yeah, shrimps on the Barbie sound good to me
I’ve got no doubt in my mind, my staff would agree

Anyway, it’s now 8 at night
I better return home to the missus, just to be polite